I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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