He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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