I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You don't make any sense
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