Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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