Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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