ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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