did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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