Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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