Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We need to rekindle our bromance
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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