So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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