what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
