And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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