whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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