Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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