Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
