dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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