Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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