worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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