question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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