Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that's an acceptable place to lick
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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