I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
