Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
someone owes me an orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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