i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
