honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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