He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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