I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
