oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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