Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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