so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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