Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We are two peas in an std pod
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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