idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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