is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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