He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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