It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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