I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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