She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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