I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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