Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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