using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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