I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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