..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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