Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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