Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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