for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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