I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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