when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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