At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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