that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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