Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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