He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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