No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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