I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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