i was born a porn star she said
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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