your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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