somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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