I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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